what did earth say to the other planets?
wow. you guys have no life.
oh my god
i believe many of us have reached the point of our parents telling us to go to parties.
Only me October
No boyfriend November
Just me January
Forever alone February
Me myself and I March
Alone again April
Maybe it’ll happen May
Just kidding June
This could not be more accurate.
aw look at how pretty i dont look
Selfie status while my homegirl choke a ging bitch